"To Be 26 Again" ..!!..

A man in his late forties was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. 

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in 
the mirror .. 

On her birthday-morning, 
he rose early,made her a nice big bowl coco cereal,& then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike. 

What a day! 

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything. 

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down. 

He then took her to the most happening pub where he ordered & danced body to body 
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, 
a soda pop, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure ! 

Finally she wobbled home 
with her husband & 
collapsed into bed exhausted. 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, 
"Well Dear, 
what was it like being 
26 again?" 

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed . 

'I meant 
my 
waist size, 
u retard !" 

Moral : 
No matter how attentively 
u listen to a woman, 
u are still gonna get it wrong..!..