When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would
have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was
no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate
girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she
was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I
needed a girl with stability.
When I was 22, I found a very stable girl but
she was boring. She was totally predictable
and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl
with some excitement.
When I was 25, I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and
flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with
some ambition....
When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground
and married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I
owned.
Now, I'm 30 and just looking for a girl with Best Figure, That's It..!
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