Saturday 25 January 2014

11 Best hints for life..!!..

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying xU xQ!!

Story of a boy.!


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would 
have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was 
no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate 
girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she 
was too emotional. Everything was an 
emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all 
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I 
needed a girl with stability. 
When I was 22, I found a very stable girl but 
she was boring. She was totally predictable 
and never got excited about anything. Life 
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl 
with some excitement. 
When I was 25, I found an exciting girl, but I 
couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from 
one thing to another, never settling on 
anything. She did mad impetuous things and 
flirted with everyone she met. She made me 
miserable as often as happy. She was great 
fun initially and very energetic, but 
directionless. So I decided to find a girl with 
some ambition.... 
When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious 
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground 
and married her. She was so ambitious that 
she divorced me and took everything I 
owned.
Now, I'm 30 and just looking for a girl with Best Figure, That's It..!

Wednesday 15 January 2014

"To Be 26 Again" ..!!..

A man in his late forties was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. 

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in 
the mirror .. 

On her birthday-morning, 
he rose early,made her a nice big bowl coco cereal,& then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike. 

What a day! 

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything. 

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside down. 

He then took her to the most happening pub where he ordered & danced body to body 
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, 
a soda pop, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure ! 

Finally she wobbled home 
with her husband & 
collapsed into bed exhausted. 

He leaned over his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, 
"Well Dear, 
what was it like being 
26 again?" 

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed . 

'I meant 
my 
waist size, 
u retard !" 

Moral : 
No matter how attentively 
u listen to a woman, 
u are still gonna get it wrong..!.. 

Monday 6 January 2014

That girl..!!..

Letting you go was easy, 
but living without you is like a life with no joy and 
happiness. 
I ain't coming back to take you away, 
it is not that I don't want to, but trust me I cannot. 
I just want you to know that you are the girl 
who will ever be missed in my life, 
the girl who has ruled my mind, 
the girl who completed me, 
the girl who was made to be loved by me, 
but destined to lived with someone else. 
I love you far beyond the boundaries of people's 
thoughts...!!.. <3 

Sunday 5 January 2014

Heartbreak..!!!..

The first experience of something, anything, has the power to break the mould, open your eyes and change your perspective. There is truly nothing quite like the first time. No love like first love and of course no hurt like the first heartbreak. No wonder then, that its impact is so big that it becomes almost impossible to move on.
Especially when it’s a broken relationship and a broken heart! You cry, howl and wallow. You kick, scream and complain about how unfair life is, how ungrateful some people are.
Are you feeling sorry for yourself yet? Done playing the victim and blaming yourself for the heartbreak and the emotional turmoil you’re going through? And have you gone round and round in circles trying to figure why you had to go through heartbreak in the first place?
If the answer is yes, then it’s time to move on. Of course it’s easier said than done. No matter how many people tell you that it happened for the best and no matter how desperately you wanted ‘OUT’ as long as you were ‘IN’ the relationship, once the deed is done, the feeling of a vacuum is pervasive and all-encompassing.
Yeah yeah, I too had a love story. And it all ended up with no reasons. I felt terrible about it but what shocked me more was how devastated I felt after the break-up. The trauma was so intense that I thought my life was finished. Somewhere deep inside I actually hoped that we would get back!
That awful feeling that strikes when you are scared, insecure, vulnerable, and angry becomes a constant. And that is not unusual. Post break-up trauma is a very difficult phase. It doesn't matter whether the relationship was happy, sad or abusive. The sudden breaking of a bond brings enormous insecurities about the future, coupled with a deep sense of longings. And the mind starts to play games.
This is why it’s necessary that you make a clean break. Put away your tissues, put the ice cream back in the freezer and pay attention to your life.

The Corporate Story..!!..

Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.

She produces a lot and she was happy.

The Chief, a lion, was surprised to see that the ant was working without supervision.
He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn't she produce even more if she had a supervisor!

So he recruited a cockroach who had extensive experience as supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports.

The cockroach’s first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system.

He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and …
... he recruited a spider, who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls.
The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and to analyse trends, so that he could use them for presentations at Board‘s meetings.

So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and ...
... recruited a fly to manage the IT department.

The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!

The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.

The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office.

The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant ,who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimization Plan …

The Department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...

It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss , the lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .

Having reviewed the charges for running the ant’s department , the lion found out that the production was much less than before.

So he recruited the owl , a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.

The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report , in several volumes, that concluded : “ The department is overstaffed ...”
Guess who the lion fires first?

The ant , of course, because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude..!!!...